Bah! something went wrong with my Media Center scheduled record of a few shows tonight!

I managed to get Alias, so all is well, but I didnt get Lost or West Wing recorded.

Obviously there is some more tweaking to be done here!

Sorry for the short blog, I’ll post a more entertaining one later in the week.

I’ve come to a disturbing realization … actually a few of them.

I have realized that I have been for the past two years, every single day, growing angrier … and fatter. In fact each has been getting worse and worse and a pretty astonishing rate.

I’ve crunched the numbers and if my calculations are correct (and they very nearly always are) I predict that by the year 2008 I will have become the ever present embodiment of rage, despair, and all things dark.

While I’m not sure sure if being the center of darkness is necessarily something I want to avoid, I am pretty sure I want to get away from being ever present thanks to shear girth.

Something has to be done about the growing larger and larger issue … but lets face it, if you’re going to be a center of darkness you really need to be THE center of darkness … otherwise you’re just some angry and depressed guy.

This is however a problem. I’m pretty sure I know what I have to do (however painful) about the girth problem, but solving it and it alone will leave me only a minor force of evil (and I don’t do minor things … it’s just not my style).

Besides both issues are starting to take their toll on my health … so I have to … get … happy or something as well as less fat. How do I shed the growing darkness, while shedding the pounds?

This is a harder issue to solve.

I’ve thought about moving. Someplace warm and sunny maybe? I’m not sure this will help however as I am currently convinced the world is made up of two types of people: 1) complete idiots, and 2) Me. I doubt I could escape that no matter the climate.

I’ve thought about quitting my job and becoming a sage religious philosopher living as a hermit somewhere … but I’m far to fashionable for any of that.

I’ve thought of taking a vacation someplace nice … but Fat Forces of Darkness^(tm) don’t really do well on vacations … it’s alot of wasted time … and I’m not rich enough to waste time abroad.

Hmm … maybe being a lesser force of darkness isn’t so bad … it’s just so exhausting.