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Monday Feb 21st 2005

Blast-From-The-Past Blog #3

 
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Scroll down a bit and check out the “stickied” blog.

Origionally posted Jan 20th 2003, I invite you to stroll down memory lane with me thanks to this blast-from-the-past blog feature: The Dangers of reading

Monday Feb 14th 2005

Crazy dreams …

 
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I really don’t have much to blog about today, but I will tell you that I woke up this morning after having a ton of crazy dreams.

In one of them I was the pilot and sole occupant of a small airplane in an uncontrolled spinning dive and I had to decide if I should jump or stay in the plane and try to pull it out of it’s death dive.

Somehow I ended up on a WWII naval destroyer that was in the middle of a battle in an extremely dark and stormy ocean … apparently we had the advantage thanks to our superior Notes team.

There were several other crazy dreams in there but I’ve forgotten most of them now.

It should be noted that I have been known to have prophetic dreams in the past so I’ll be steering clear of small personal aircraft … and … WWII destroyers.

Wednesday Feb 9th 2005

ala BOFH

 
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I sent the following response to a Firewall Policy Change Request I recieved this morning:


Quote:

Dear user, clearly you are on crack. This is not so much a complete firewall change request as it is a misplaced attempt at humor.

Your request is denied, and has been forwarded on to several industry newsletters as an example of user incompetence.

In the future please refrain from attempting to complete any form which might imply you have the slightest notion of what you’re talking about.

Thank you,

The IT Security team.

It was a firewall change request sent by one of my team members and contained only fake data to test a new form … but OH did it feel good to write that and actually click send. Twisted Evil

As the response made its way to my teammates desk I imagined it was going out to all the users who actually deserved that response but instead at worst got only a “Can you send me the number of the techie on their side and let me talk to them?”

It could only have felt better if I could have included Gina’s BRS response system.

Monday Feb 7th 2005

Target Acquired

 
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Well all, I did finally go Geocaching this past weekend. It was alot of fun. I went out in search of four targets 2 were actual caches and 2 were benchmarks. A benchmark is (usually) a small disc placed buy government survey teams to enable land surveying, civil engineering and mapping to be done efficiently. They are usually small, contain a seal of the office of authority that placed it, and found embedded as (almost unnoticeable) permanently affixed objects in sidewalks, piers, posts, etc.

So on Saturday morning I I got up and found four targets on GeoCaching.com that were all in the vicinity of Navy Pier, walked a few blocks to Chicago Ave. (stopped in Walgreens and purchased a pen because I forgot one and was hopeful that I’d find a log book to sing) and hopped on the 66 bus to Navy pier.

It was an awesome day out and there were lots of people at Navy pier. The target I most wanted to find was a micro-cache hidden inside Navy Pier. But on my way to it my GPS device displayed that I was actually rather close to one of the benchmarks. So I started walking south constantly zooming in on the GPS.

I got to where I thought the markers should have been but I didn’t see it. I started searching nearby sidewalks and concrete moors once used to secure ships docked at the pier. I saw no sign of the benchmark. According to the GPS I was probably within 15m of the mark (and it has a sensitivity of about 3m).

Now sometimes these benchmarks get mistakenly covered over when someone re-does a sidewalk or what not so I was about to give up when I noticed a small sidewalk south of a private parking lot. I probably wasn’t supposed to be back there but the gate was open so I walked back to the sidewalk and had a look. There it was! No logbook or cache here since it was just a benchmark, but not a bad way to start the day. I took a photo of the mark with my cell phone and headed off to find the mini-cache.

The mini-cache was apparently hidden indoors at Navy Pier. The coordinates take you only so far as the door you should go in. Once you’re inside you have to follow specific instructions in order to find the cache.

I got to the coordinates, went in the door, and found the first landmark. Thirty feet from there I should have seen a notice sign and the cache would be near by … but I never found it.

I searched the area for as long as I could, but eventually got some weird looks from some people who work at Navy Pier and knew it was only a matter of time before I was swarmed with suspicious “can I help you find something?” offers. I had to abandon the search for the that cache.

Disappointed but with more to do I moved on to the third objective, another benchmark. It too was hard to find, but I eventually found (it was actually in plain sight … it could have jumped up and bitten me … if small metal discs could jump and bite that is). I waited for a chance to discretely snap a picture of it and started walking back up the pier.

There was one more target loaded in the GPS device ready to be found - an actual cache, but it was further away from the area than I had expected so I decided to save that one for another day when I could do several down in the loop (an area of downtown Chicago for you out of towners).

So I walked through Navy pier a bit, had lunch there, and then took the bus home.

Not exactly sky-dive excitement levels, but it was actually a pretty fun, relaxing excuse to go out and do things and see places that otherwise I wouldn’t have.