I got a new cell phone last weekend (don’t worryI have the same number) and the 1980’s phone is no more.

It’s one a them there new camera phones. It also has a “voice memo” option so that I can better record all of your quotes for the website.

But the greatest feature of the phone is that it is NOT AT&T wireless. I have freed myself from them at last!

In other news … I got a paper cut this morning.

In other news … I’m cutting back on Diet coke

In relates news … I have a serious head ache already.