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Well I think I’ve waited long enough. If you haven’t yet voted on which Reality TV show you most enjoy, you still can … but you have missed your opportunity to influence my blog on the subject, for that starts … now.

I have to admit I love reality TV, however I’m very picky about what I watch. Although I love reality TV, I’m the first to admit and proclaim that alot of it is pure crap.

The question posed to me was “which show” would I “choose to be on”.

It’s a tough choice, so I had to go with the process of elimination to help. Thankfully, there are a few that drop off the list rather quickly.

Shows I cannot be on:

• Extreme Makeover Home Edition: Easily one of my favorites. These people pick some deserving home owner / family and rebuild their house in 7 days (seriously it’s freakin’ amazing). While I would LOVE to be on this show (Get a new house and a 7 day free vacation, I mean come on.) … I don’t own a home … so sadly, this show is out.
• Trading Spaces: I also enjoy this show (although never see it anymore … back when I was unemployed I watched it everyday) … but again … no house.

Shows I don’t want to be on:

• Fear Factor: This is the stupidest show ever conceived. It has nothing to do with fear, it boils down to “the gross factor” and who will eat the most disgusting thing. No thanks.
• The Apprentice: I generally dislike work and hope to find some way to avoid doing it for the rest of my life … I couldn’t in good faith take part in this show.
• Real World: Sadly, I’m no longer in the proper demographic to take part in this show. I should have done this one back when I was young enough. Now-a-days not only would I be the weird old guy, but every other person in the house would annoy the piss out of me inside of 20 seconds.
• Road Rules: Bad show - I want nothing to do with this one.
• Big Brother: I’ve only seen a few episodes of this show, but I’ve decided I don’t like it. It essentially boils down to who can crack first under house arrest. It is however an interesting exploration of prison social dynamics. In the end the show boils down to the producers counting on someone annoying someone else … and if I’m gonna be on a TV show, I’m gonna be on one where I get a new house or somethin’ … not one where I get … intentionally annoyed.

That brings us to the …

Shows that I could potentially be on.

Lets start with Survivor.

Survivor: I like this show, but by now it’s old news. We all know by now about the “alliances” people make, and while that made the first season really interesting, the contestants are too “survivor savvy” now to be entertaining. We know what they’re going to do, they know what they’re going to do, and now the show is solely about what new crazy competitions the producers can come up with for them to do. Combine this with the fact that I would rather starve than gut a fish … I think this would be a poor choice.

Now assuming that I was willing to move to the region of the country that participants are required to live in … or that the show was doing a “on the road” special to Chicago … that leaves pretty much every other show out there.

I’ve given it alot of thought - days of internal debate. I’ve pondered the pros and cons of each and I have finally come to the decision as to which reality TV show I would most like to be on.

And the winner is …

The U.S. Presidential Debates: I figure there are only 2 ways to really be on this show, as the President, or some guy who has a real chance at becoming the president (we’ll ignore that whole Ross Perot thing as a fluke) and at either one of these I think I’d be exceptional. Now I suppose I could be one the show as the moderator … and even that would be ok, because I’d be the type of moderator to say things like “That’s great, now how about actually answering the question I asked you.” or “You realize that this criticism of your opponent doesn’t explain the issue put to you, right?”

In any of the 3 situations that may get me on the debates … the country would be better off for it.

I think I’ll write the commission on Presidential Debates and see what they can do for me.

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