So, Monday of this week….was painful! Actually Monday was awesome…it was Tuesday that hurt. I really don’t have the energy to go into it in detail, but I can’t not mention it. Lets just say that the night started to go down hill with a hot chick standing on the bar pouring Jameson from the bottle directly into my mouth…and all over my shirt. Things only got worse when we closed out the 3rd bar…they got worse because I’d started chatting with the bar owner, and ended up staying at the bar well past close with the owner and staff. When I finally got home at about 5am, I passed out for about 3 hours before dragging myself to work. Whatever I’ve said in the past, let me go on record now as saying “I do NOT want to be a rock star”.
You ever seen those commercials where there is some group of people talking about some adventure they’ve just had in Vegas? You know those “you are not allowed to tell anyone anything about this weekend” type of adventures? And the commercial ends with some phrase like “What happens here stays here”.
Now lets be honest here… who goes to Vegas without hoping just a little that you have one of those weekends!? And as far as I’m concerned, one should only go to Vegas with people who will honor such agreements.
However…
Here’s a tip for those of you who are going to go to Vegas in the near future: Leave your cell phone in the hotel vault. The phrase “What happens here, stays here” is alot harder to hold true to when it’s 2am, you’re drunk, up $600 and you want to call your buddies on the east coast!
I say this because little tid-bits of a Vegas weekend (which I’m not a part of) have gotten back to me (in 15 second voice mails) over the past week. Don’t worry (you-know-who)… I’ll keep it to myself as if I were in Vegas too (except for those monthly payments we’ll be discussing when you get back).
In other news (hey, it’s been a freakin’ week since I’ve blogged)…
I got my 2nd (or 3rd depending on your point of view) LASIK opinion today. This LASIK Dr. confirms what the last one did — I’m a good candidate for LASIK. (*sigh* I was afraid of that.)
