So last night I thought to myself: ’self…we’ve talked it over and we’re in agreement…we should read some before we go to bed - get this Harry Potter business out of the way’.

Well…the thing is… me and reading before bed don’t really go over too well. See I get all wrapped up in the book. The last thing it does is make me sleepy. I’m lucky if I can be bothered to stop reading…let alone sleep.

So, here I am…what is it now? 8am. I just read half of a book on Flash and about half of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (which btw is getting really good!).

Now my mind is racing with the latest ooohs and aaaahs from “Harry Potter”. I’m wide awake desperate to just finish the last few chapters and find out what happens…but sick to death of reading.

So I ask you, world, how do you all do it? How do you read yourselves to sleep?! I mean…unless I’m reading a text book on “Common Grammatical Errors in Ancient Sanskrit”…reading just tends to get my mind engaged and keeps me up.

What is it you all are reading that is so boring…and more importantly…why are you reading it!?

8:00am…perhaps I’ll go get breakfast again…I’m not hungry (and I’ve even had my fill of breakfast burritos over the past week)…but what else does one do at 8am? I mean…well you know…when one…doesnt…work.

Oh, and Mr. Downey Jr. … I’m with you.